Tricked

Hammered by Kevin Hearne
The Iron Druid Chronicles, #3

Druid Atticus O’Sullivan hasn’t stayed alive for more than two millennia without a fair bit of Celtic cunning. So when vengeful thunder gods come Norse by Southwest looking for payback, Atticus, with a little help from the Navajo trickster god Coyote, lets them think that they’ve chopped up his body in the Arizona desert.

But the mischievous Coyote is not above a little sleight of paw, and Atticus soon finds that he’s been duped into battling bloodthirsty desert shapeshifters called skinwalkers. Just when the Druid thinks he’s got a handle on all the duplicity, betrayal comes from an unlikely source. If Atticus survives this time, he vows he won’t be fooled again.

Famous last words.

--Hammered
by Kevin Hearne
Copyright © 2012 by Kevin Hearne
Published by Del Rey


My Review

With the aide of Coyote, Atticus O’Sullivan “dies” in the desert and Reilly Collins is born. Along with his sister, “Caitlin,” Atticus and Granuaile travel into the Navajo territory to pay Coyote back for his death-defying act. Coyote’s come up with a way to make the Navajo more self-sufficient, but he needs Atticus’ help. Coyote dies for Atticus, Atticus helps the Navajo. It’s a win-win situation.

Lief Helgarson, Atticus’ vampire lawyer, survived his trip to Asgard…barely. While he was gone and while he healed, another vampire managed to take over his territory (which, by the way, was the entire state of Arizona). Now that he’s back, he wants Atticus’ help in getting rid of his rivals. Atticus isn’t interested. He has no desire to meddle in the affairs of vampires and tells Lief so. Lief accepts this and leaves, but Atticus is wary of his former friend’s motives, and as it turns out, he has every right to be wary. Lief has a plan, you see, one that almost gets both Atticus and Oberon killed. That pretty much severs any friendly ties the Celtic Druid had with the vampire. After depositing Oberon at a veterinarian’s office to heal, Atticus and Granuaile return to the Navajo territory to finish off his commitment to Coyote.

There’s a little something Coyote failed to mention to Atticus and Granuaile. There’s a pair of skinwalkers determined to stop the Navajo from achieving their plans, and these guys play rough. Atticus has never come across skinwalkers before and isn’t sure how to handle them. But since his and Granuaile’s survival depends on it, he’ll think of something. He has to. Oberon is waiting for his chicken apple sausages!


I hate to write reviews where all I can think to say is “Awesome story! Can’t wait for the next one! Everyone needs to read this story!” But considering I read all four of these stories back to back to back to back, there’s little more that I can say. Kevin Hearne is a great writer with a fantastic sense of humor, and with Luke Daniels narrating the audio book, the experience is unbelievable. Hearne plans this to be a six-book series, with number five coming out at the end of November. I will be very, very sad to see the end of this series, but will look forward to any new offerings by Kevin Hearne.

I give this story FIVE STARS.

Hammered

Hammered by Kevin Hearne
The Iron Druid Chronicles, #3

Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is worse than a blowhard and a bully—he’s ruined countless lives and killed scores of innocents. After centuries, Viking vampire Leif Helgarson is ready to get his vengeance, and he’s asked his friend Atticus O’Sullivan, the last of the Druids, to help take down this Norse nightmare.

One survival strategy has worked for Atticus for more than two thousand years: stay away from the guy with the lightning bolts. But things are heating up in Atticus’s home base of Tempe, Arizona. There’s a vampire turf war brewing, and Russian demon hunters who call themselves the Hammers of God are running rampant. Despite multiple warnings and portents of dire consequences, Atticus and Leif journey to the Norse plain of Asgard, where they team up with a werewolf, a sorcerer, and an army of frost giants for an epic showdown against vicious Valkyries, angry gods, and the hammer-wielding Thunder Thug himself.

--Hammered
by Kevin Hearne
Copyright © 2011 by Kevin Hearne
Published by Del Rey


My Review

Atticus O’Sullivan wants nothing to do with Thor, but in the previous novel of the series, Hexed, he promised his vampire lawyer, Lief, that he would help him get rid of Thor in exchange for his assistance. Assistance given, Atticus must now make good on his promise. While many want Thor gone, several others warn Atticus that he would be wise to stay out of it (Jesus is your friend, and when He tells you to butt out of a situation, you really should butt out). But Atticus made a promise and he intends to fulfill it.

Also hampering his promise-keeping intent is a group of Russian demon hunters who decide Atticus is a demon and must be…hunted. These guys actually provide a bit of comic relief before Atticus takes care of them.

Meanwhile, his apprentice Granuaile continues to learn and observe and makes preparations for the future, for when Atticus returns from Asgard. And other plans, just in case he doesn’t.

Accompanied by the local werewolf pack leader, a sorcerer and one or two others with strong motives to do in Thor, Atticus travels to Asgard for the epic showdown.


Little spoiler: Atticus does return safely, but not with all of his companions. And, sadly, he and Granuaile must abandon their lives in Tempe. Find out where they travel to next in the fourth book in the series, Tricked.


I give this story FIVE STARS.

Hexed

Hexed by Kevin Hearne
The Iron Druid Chronicles, #2

Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, doesn’t care much for witches. Still, he’s about to make nice with the local coven by signing a mutually beneficial nonaggression treaty—when suddenly the witch population in modern-day Tempe, Arizona, quadruples overnight. And the new girls are not just bad, they’re badasses with a dark history on the German side of World War II.

With a fallen angel feasting on local high school students, a horde of Bacchants blowing in from Vegas with their special brand of deadly decadence, and a dangerously sexy Celtic goddess of fire vying for his attention, Atticus is having trouble scheduling the witch hunt. But aided by his magical sword, his neighbor’s rocket-propelled grenade launcher, and his vampire attorney, Atticus is ready to sweep the town and show the witchy women they picked the wrong Druid to hex.

--Hexed
by Kevin Hearne
Copyright © 2011 by Kevin Hearne
Published by Del Rey


My Review

Just a few short weeks after dispatching his centuries-long enemy, Aenghus Óg, Atticus finds himself fielding calls from a number of other gods, wanting him to kill this god or that. The Norse god of thunder, Thor, seems to be at the top of everyone’s list, including his vampire lawyer’s.

As much as he’d like to accommodate them, killing-for-hire just isn’t his thing. He has other issues to worry about, like training Granuaile, his new apprentice. And dealing with a new group of witches bent on his destruction. Oh, yeah, and someone is making a killing—literally—at a local high school. And let’s not forget the band of Baccants that decided to stop in and party hard at a local night club, giving a new meaning to “party ‘til you drop.” Not to mention the police who keep showing up at the most inopportune moments.

Atticus just wants to live in peace, but if it’s a fight they want, he’ll give it to them. Just keep in mind, he hasn’t lived for twenty-one centuries without learning a thing or two about how to take care of problems such as these. Armed with his magical sword, Fragarach, his wise-cracking dog Oberon, and the Native American shape-shifter Coyote, Atticus takes care of things in Tempe, while keeping his eye on the battle yet to come.

Thor.


I give this story FIVE STARS.

Hounded

Hounded by Kevin Hearne

The Iron Druid Chronicles, #1

Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old—when in actuality, he’s twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer.

Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he’s hounded Atticus for centuries. Now the determined deity has tracked him down, and Atticus will need all his power—plus the help of a seductive goddess of death, his vampire and werewolf team of attorneys, a sexy bartender possessed by a Hindu witch, and some good old-fashioned luck of the Irish—to kick some Celtic arse and deliver himself from evil.

--Hounded

by Kevin Hearne

Copyright © 2011 by Kevin Hearne

Published by Del Rey

My Review

Mr. Hearne, you had me after the first paragraph.

If I may…

There are may perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.  It invariably goes like this:  Someone shrugs off the weight of his cultural traditions, ignores the baleful stares of authority, and does something his countrymen think to be completely batshit insane.  Of those, Galileo was my personal favorite.  Van Gogh comes in second, but he really was batshit insane.

After that kind of opening, how can you help but to read on?

Atticus O’Sullivan is the aforementioned twenty-one hundred year old druid currently living in Tempe, Arizona and running an occult/new age shop.  He has a long-standing feud with an Irish god named Aenghus Óg and has decided it’s time to stop running and settle things.  Which means Atticus will have to kill Aenghus.  Not an easy thing to do, killing a god, but Atticus has one or two gods on his side and more than a few tricks up his sleeve.  And an awesome dog named Oberon to provide commentary when things get interesting.

This urban fantasy is filled with great dialogue and a hero with a great sense of humor.  You’d have to have one, I suppose, if you pre-date Christianity.  Atticus is fun, but he’s also serious about his own survival and he does what it takes to make sure he keeps on living.  Along the way to his showdown with Aenghus, he’ll do battle with a local coven of witches, the minions of Aenghus, a beautiful barmaid that is currently channeling the spirit of an Indian witch, and, oh yeah, his grouch of a neighbor.  And when the Tempe police come calling, he just siccs his werewolf lawyer on him.  But that’s during the daylight hours.  After dark, he can call on the werewolf’s law partner, a vampire.  Yep, he’s got a blood-sucking vampire for a lawyer.  How can you not love this guy?

A word about the narrator of the audio book version.  Luke Daniels is hands-down fabulous.  Okay, okay, that’s more than one word.  Seriously, he’s fabulous.  His pronunciation of the Irish slides right off his tongue like English and his command of accents and voices is unforgettable.  When switching between Atticus’s American accent and, for example, the witches’ Polish or the werewolf’s Icelandic, he doesn’t miss a beat.  The voice for each character is distinctive and unique and you, as the listener, have no difficulty knowing who is speaking just by the voice Daniels’ uses.  I knew I’d have no choice but to listen to the remaining stories in this series (rather than, you know, reading the books) simply because of the narrator.   I even purchased another author’s series just because Daniels narrated them.  He’s that good.

And so is this story.  If you like urban fantasy, you’ll love this story.

I give this story FIVE STARS.